So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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