i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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