paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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