Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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