I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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