Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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