Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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