At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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