that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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