i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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