you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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