So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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