STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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