ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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