I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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