Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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