You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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