My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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