Christians are straight up FREAKS
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
