dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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