Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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