Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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