I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
operation harelip BJ is a go
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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