if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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