this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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