That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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