I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day đđ#pensacolaproblems
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type âdog twerkingâ into google search? Because I donât think you do.
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