I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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