Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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