Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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