Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
