hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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