hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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