goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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