I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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