Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
