I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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