ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dignity is for republicans.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
