I'm lost and stupid without you.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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