Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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