You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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