I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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