my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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