Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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