I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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