using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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