This girl is more easily done than said...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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