it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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