just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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