Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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