Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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