sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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