Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
the raccoons are back...
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