come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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