Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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