Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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