Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
