your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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