I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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